They call him the man with the unreadable name. Or they just call him Ani, depending on how lazy they are...
Characterised by his unwavering tenacity in the face of adversity and egregious uses of aureate argot (and alliteration).
As you can probably tell, he specialises in writing in 3rd person and leaving unnecessary gaps between sentences.
14 Jun 2018 The Cambridge Analytica scandal in March sent regulators into a frenzy. That’s because they realised the implications of the pervasiveness of modern tech companies, including the fact they can sway political opinion.