15 thoughts you have when you board a long-haul flight

15 thoughts you have when you board a long-haul flight

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What are you waiting for?

1. I better not get a seat next to someone who smells bad …

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2. … or screaming children.

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3. I hope no one sits beside me, so I can have two seats to myself!

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4. I wonder what movies they’ll show …

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5. The food is going to suck.

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6. I wish I could fly first class …

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7. Transportation Security Administration needs to caaaalm down

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Can you not frisk me so aggressively, please? All I'm carrying are Pocky and instant noodles.


8. What if this plane crashes? Or goes missing? OMG, I’m gonna die

Note to self: do not read the news before boarding a flight.

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9. Need to Snapchat / Instagram / Facebook right now (before the flight attendants tell me to turn off my phone)

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...so that ALL my friends know I'm leaving this country.


 10. Can't wait to sleep through this flight

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 11. But wait, maybe I should sleep tactically to minimise jet lag

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 12. Genuinely cannot wait for the free unlimited cup noodles!

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 13. This 10-hour flight is totally more than 10 hours. What a waste of time.

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If we add on two hours at the airport, and one hour to get to the airport, it's at least 13 hours.


14. *during takeoff* I'm going to miss this place a lot...

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15. Still, I'm well excited to leave this country

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