What’s your weapon of choice for a zombie apocalypse?

What’s your weapon of choice for a zombie apocalypse?

Big, beautiful bazooka

Everyone’s going to say they want a rifle or a sword but I am going to say a bazooka!I could kill so many zombies with one blast and from so far away that the zombies wouldn’t be able to get near me! It would be fun watching the zombies burn to ashes or turn into rotten flesh :D

Pauline Wong, 14, Maryknoll Convent School


What a croc’

My weapon choice would be a little unusual: a crocodile. Not only do they commonly weight more than 20kg, they are interesting creatures that will confuse the zombies. Plus, the fact that they have a long body, lots of teeth, and are very smart will definitely make the zombies fear them even more, and I might get a best friend that’s a reptile!

Anushka Purohit, 16, Renaissance College Hong Kong


Beware my footwear!

Let’s be honest, high heel shoes are the key to survival. First, they’re found everywhere, because honestly, almost every woman wears them. The cool thing is you can use one as a scoop to ... I don’t know, scoop dirt or water to throw at the zombies – and they also double as a dagger. Or maybe, wear it and do a side kick. Anyway, at least I’ll look good when the zombie apocalypse hits.

Cotrina Fung, 15, St Mary’s Canossian College


A sheep in wolf’s clothing

My zombie apocalypse choice of weapon is *drumroll* A ZOMBIE ITSELF. Being a serious Walking Dead fan, I’ve always wanted to live the life of a zombie. So I’ll just tear open a zombie, put its guts on myself and walk among them. Oh yes!

Naz Iraj, 17, St Margaret’s Girls’ College, Hong Kong


Kentucky Fried Zombie

Definitely boiling buckets of oil. When a zombie approaches me, I can simply dump sizzling oil on its head. You’ll never know if deep fried zombie brains taste better than French fries unless you try!

Vivian Lee, 16, Maryknoll Convent School


An education in boredom

My teachers. They could use their “fascinating, interesting, complicated” knowledge to confuse and bore the zombies. Maybe that would teach the zombies a thing or two and let them see how we feel during lessons (including our pre-exam blues).

Hillary Lo, 11, Sha Tin College


Hit the books

Schoolbooks would DEFINITELY be my weapon of choice if there happens to be a zombie apocalypse. Just think about it, schoolbooks are heavy and bulky, perfect for bonking a zombie in the head. This is also a good reason to get rid of your much hated books, just give them to the zombies and let them devour the books!

Charlotte Fong, 13, International Christian School


Death by Bieber

My weapon of choice to deal with zombies would be a speaker blasting Justin Bieber’s songs. Why? The zombies would be scared away by this infamous person’s songs – although some would actually dance to the beat (since I believe they still have consciousness even they’re zombies). Plus, this “weapon” is extremely peaceful; since it causes no harm, it also ensures your safety as well.

Cheung Yu-shing, 16, Po Leung Kuk Ma Kam Ming College


Tanks a lot!

Easy. I’d choose a tank, because it is multi-functional. If the zombies are far away you can either use the cannon or the machine gun. Once they come closer you could also just run them over. Using a tank lets you kill two birds with one stone.

Chan Ching-nam, 16, Law Ting Pong Secondary School


Camo is my ammo

The best offence is a good defence, so I would choose a “zombie coat” as my weapon, and camouflage myself as a zombie. If they thought I was already a zombie they wouldn’t bother attacking me!

Chan Ming-wai, 17, Po Leung Kuk Ma Kam Ming College


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This article appeared in the Young Post print edition as
Fun with zombies

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