Five apps to test your patience

Five apps to test your patience

Do you feel like everything’s going your way? Life’s too smooth? If so, we’ve got you covered. Here are five of the most frustrating apps that will have you writhing in rage in no time.

Do you feel like everything’s going your way? Life’s too smooth? If so, we’ve got you covered. Here are five of the most frustrating apps that will have you writhing in rage in no time.


Troll Face Quest Unlucky

In this devious app, you doll out justice to “trolls” in a mixture of slapstick jokes and brain-teasing puzzles. Its point-and-click style, charming sketchy design, and clever puns make it the ultimate quest of “trolldom”.

Available: iOS/Android – Free


Flappy Wings (Splashy Fish)

This game is an obvious spoof of its notorious late predecessor, Flappy Bird. The original ditzy duck-lipped bird is embodied in this blunt-beaked round bird as the player taps it, guiding it through an endless 2D maze of treacherous blocks. This infamous flight for freedom is universally played, and universally destructive.

Available: iOS/Android – Free


Geometry Dash Lite

Brace yourself for a near impossible challenge in the world of Geometry Dash. You play as a brazen square zooming steadily through level by level as life throws spikes and pitfalls your way. Join this understated hero and drive your sanity to the limit as you fly and flip in this fast-paced platformer. This Pandora’s box of a game will leave you screaming in frustration, but you’ll keep coming back for more.

Available: iOS/Android – Free


Hardest Game Ever 2

The title tells the story of this infuriating game. It’s a series of mini-games with three simple controls, but increases speed until only lightning-fast reflexes can keep up. From slapping as fast as possible to catching eggs before they splatter, this game will have you twitching in milliseconds. Be prepared for adrenaline drain and fiery rage.

Available: iOS/Android – Free


Cat MeOUCHio : Syobon Action

Syobon Action (or “Cat Mario”) is a parody of Jump and Run-style games. Play as a poor pixelated white cat as he navigates the Mario-esque grassy terrain infested by pipes and monsters. Skill, nerves of steel, and out-of-the-box thinking are needed to conquer this addictively aggravating game and its completely nonsensical obstacles.

Available: iOS – Free (Try the equally enraging Syobon Action for the Android – Free)

This article appeared in the Young Post print edition as
Malfunction: rage overload

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