Tim really loves Katy, and is always following her around. But Katy doesn't like Tim and finds him annoying. One night, Katy and Tim are at a party and chatting on a balcony. Katy says: "I want to tell you something ... I have kept it deep in my heart for years ... I think you look handsome ... if you COVER YOUR FACE!"
Zoe Chung Suet-yee, 18, Hang Seng School of Commerce
One rainy morning, my mum went for her daily jog. As she returned home she slipped and fell, banging her head on the driveway. I called for an ambulance, and when it arrived the paramedics asked my mum some questions to find out how coherent she was. "What day is it today?" one asked her. Instantly, mum replied: "Trash day."
Karen Allisa Napoles, 18, Delia Memorial School Broadway
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman is furious as she sits down. She tells the man next to her that the driver insulted her. The man replies: "That was uncalled for. Go back up there and tell him how rude he was. Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
Kobe Lee Wai-ling, 16, Fung Kai Liu Man Shek Tong Secondary School
A father and his small boy are walking home. At his age, the son is curious about all kinds of things and is always asking questions. "What's does the word 'drunk' mean, Dad?" the boy asks. The father explains: "Look, there are two policemen over there. If I think there are four policemen there, then I am drunk." "But Dad," the boy says, "there's only ONE policeman there!"
Jimin Kang, 13, South Island School
A man goes into a shop and asks: "May I buy that television?" The shopkeeper refuses to sell it to him, so the man puts on some smarter clothes and returns to the shop, asking the same question. But again, the shopkeeper refuses to serve him and chases him away. A month later the man returns to the shop. The shopkeeper says: "It's you again!" The man asks how he knows it is him. The shopkeeper replies: "Because that's not a television - it's a microwave."
Janet Tam Ka-wing, 16, St Rose of Lima's College
A patient goes to the doctor complaining he can't sleep. The doctor tells the patient he will fall asleep if he counts up to 1,000. The next day the patient returns looking even more exhausted. The patient explains what happened: "I started counting, but when I got to 570 I was too tired to continue. So I had a cup of coffee to wake me up and finally made it to 1,000!"
Ella Chan, 16, Chinese International School
What do you call a cheese that does not belong to you? Nacho cheese!
Brian Ng, 16, Diocesan Boys' School
A new arrival in prison sees a group of inmates. "256!" one of them shouts and the whole crowd chuckles. The newcomer is puzzled. A fellow inmate explains: "We've all been in here together so long, we've heard each other's jokes so many times and remembered them all. So now we just number them." Amused, the newcomer yells out "42". The crowd bursts out laughing. "Haven't heard that one before!" they say.